I can't see without my glasses!
That wasn't a joke, I can't see without my glasses.
I really do need these to see
These are expensive you know
What are you doing with these?
Please stop taking my glasses 😭
You've seen 5 shooting stars!
You've seen 20 shooting stars!
You've clicked my project cards a few times
You've enabled fancy effects!
You've completed 5 achievements!
Wow that's quite a few!
Yes I did copy this joke from Square's site
You've completed 5 achievements with confetti!
You've visited on my birthday!
Achievements weren't implemented yet!
This is shaping up to be a lot of achievements
You've opened my home page on 5 separate tabs!
You've visited during Pride Month!
I see you snooping around in there!
You've visited while the ISS was over Houston!
Yeah, this is a pretty common one
Oh there it is!
You've completed all achievements!