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Achievements
Blurry
I can't see without my glasses!
Still blurry
That wasn't a joke, I can't see without my glasses.
You keep taking them
I really do need these to see
You better not break these
These are expensive you know
This is getting ridiculous
What are you doing with these?
Oh come on now
Please stop taking my glasses 😭
Shooting Stars
You've seen 5 shooting stars!
Meteor Shower
You've seen 20 shooting stars!
Carded
You've clicked my project cards a few times
Fancy
You've enabled fancy effects!
5 Achievements
You've completed 5 achievements!
10 Achievements
Wow that's quite a few!
11 Achievements
Yes I did copy this joke from Square's site
Confetti Time
You've completed 5 achievements with confetti!
Happy Birthday!
You've visited on my birthday!
That's not right
Achievements weren't implemented yet!
True Square
This is shaping up to be a lot of achievements
Tabbed
You've opened my home page on 5 separate tabs!
Pride Month
You've visited during Pride Month!
Log It
I see you snooping around in there!
ISS
You've visited while the ISS was over Houston!
Locked
Yeah, this is a pretty common one
Lost and Found
Oh there it is!
Everything Everything
Yes I listen to them a lot
Completionist
You've completed all achievements!
